Monday, May 24, 2010

Nationalize BP

Nationalize British Petroleum!

Our government needs to do it now. Without delay. Nationalize every scrap of property currently owned by British Petroleum that lies within the sphere of influence of the USA. Take every dime in their bank accounts. Seize every millimeter of land under them. Take each and every piece of equipment, hardware, software, and paper trail connected to that company and any company owned, co-owned, or controlled by BP. Then go after their assets in other nations, including the United Kingdom. Hold every BP executive under arrest, with no bail (flight risk), and keep them in custody until they can be charged and tried for crimes against humanity.

This is a corporate crime that cannot be allowed to stand!

And once this is all over; once every BP executive has been dispensed with, sell off the company's pertinent assets, place those funds into the hands of the US government, and destroy the company's existence. Shut it down. Wipe it off the books. Eliminate it from the Earth.


Insert BP executive in place of Nazi rat bastard.



Take 'em out now. Every BP executive we can grab.

2 comments:

Fred Dodsworth said...

Personally I'd like to see them castrated as well. Some might claim that's too extreme, but it certainly would make the next guys nervous and a lot more cautious.

HemlockMan said...

I concur.