I’m a Man
By James Robert Smith
I snore when I sleep.
I belch after I eat.
I fart often.
I live in a near-constant state
of rut.
My wife complains:
Stop snoring!
Don’t belch!
Why do you fart?
I have a headache.
But
tonight
she fed me chili.
Go figure.
Semi-functional moron.
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