Wednesday, December 01, 2010

If I Were a Zombie

If I Were a Zombie:
(With apologies to Bock & Harnick)

If I were a zombie,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy stalk.
If I were an undead man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy geek,
Yidle-diddle-didle-living dead.

James R. Smith as zombie, image courtesy Stuart Gardner.

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