Monday, August 18, 2008

What's Wrong

This poster by R. Crumb sums up what's wrong with this world better than anything I've ever read. I've felt this way about the USA since I was a young man. Even when I was a kid, I knew about the things that this continent had lost to the hand of humans because I read a lot and my dad would tell me the things that he had seen chewed up and spat out by our consumerist society.

(This illustration is copyright by Robert Crumb. I think you can buy it (and other stuff by Robert Crumb) at this site.)

These things always bothered me: The way our species eats everything. We gobble up anything from which a profit can be turned. The animals, the trees, the grasses, the rivers, the lakes, the ponds, the swamps, the deserts, the mountains, the substrate, the aquifer, the soil, the air...

Since I've been born I've watched vast tracts of my southern homeland vanish b
eneath concrete and asphalt, shopping centers and subdivisions. I've seen the rural buffers between towns and cities vanish to become one enormous megalopolis. I've watched forests whittled down to small patches of so-called "wilderness". I've seen National Parks pushed on all sides until everything that one fears encroaches up to the very borders of these parks, shutting them all in behind a fence of stinking industrialization.

I don't wonder that R. Crumb doesn't live here anymore.

I still labor away at my job, escaping whenever possible to see the vanishing bits of Mother Nature. She's wasting away and, I'm convinced, will soon be damaged beyond all recognition. That's why I go so often into the forests. I want to see them before it's too late. I'd suggest that you do the same.

Sometimes I wonder that I can still smile. Sometimes I wonder how I can.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Retrieval

Well, I drove over to RL's house today to pick up my Casita travel trailer. He repaired the mountings for the propane tanks, fixed the step below the door (looks better than new), repaired the door itself which had deformed hinges and wouldn't open and shut properly, and he removed the old twisted, rusted bumper and welded me a new one and painted it.

The new bumper!

I asked him what he wanted for all of that work, and he insisted that all he needed was five gallons of kerosene to use to clean his tools. DAWK!

Yeah, I know. I owe him.


He hammered out the step and rewelded it.

RL and my son discussing the music he was loaning to Andy. RL's wife's rebuilt VW Beetle in his garage (he's restored two of them).

Got the Casita home where it's supposed to be (at least when we're not using it). I did some work grinding rust spots off the tongue and repainting with black gloss rustoleum paint. Looks much, much better. All in all, I have to say that the Casita is in better shape now than before I had the minor bump-up that resulted in the stuck door.

Our beloved Casita is back home!

While I was at my wife's mom's place, I inspected the two big hemlock trees that are in her back yard, planted over thirty years ago by my wife's dad. He dug them up near North Mills River in the Pisgah National Forest. A forest naturalist recently told me that just about every single hemlock tree in the North Mills River vicinity is now dead. So old Frank did a favor to that little patch of genetic hemlock material by replanting these two trees. Mere saplings when he nabbed them, now more than forty feet tall.



"I am not without sins. There cannot be an airborne assault general who has no sins. I spit on popularity ratings. I live and serve as I see fit."--Alexander Lebed

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Face

I don't know who this is. My son took a photo of this lady at a rock concert a couple of weeks ago. But I thought her face paint and hair-do were cool. So here she is:

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Our Vanishing Hemlocks: Film

Here's a link to the documentary of the struggle to save our vanishing hemlocks.

Hemlock wooly adelgid--the little asswipes that are killing our hemlock trees.


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

RL Repairs my Freedom

My Nissan Frontier and my Casita travel trailer. Freedom incarnate.

On my last vacation with the travel trailer, I had a minor accident which caused the door to stick. In addition, the bike rack caused the bumper to torque due to a rust spot which broke through and enabled the bumper to twist. My pal, RL Helms (jack of all trades) volunteered to fix the minor door damage and weld a new bumper onto the trailer. The bumper arrived today, so I'll pass it off to him in the morning. As soon as he gives the sign, I'll ride over to his place in the country and retrieve my precious travel trailer.

And then, of course, I must head off to a National Forest campsite or state park campground to spend a few days taking it easy. I'm going stir-crazy here in the city. It has been far, far too long since I've gotten free of the crowds of humans and their machines.

Must go camping and hiking!

Cattail Peak, one of the highest mountains in the eastern USA. Seen from Deep Gap. I may head up in that direction. I'm not sure, yet.

I got my Harvey Awards ballot today. So I'm going to vote this year and get that in the mail. Voting by comic book professionals only. I like the Harvey Awards, which are named in honor of a great fellow, nice man, and one of the most talented individuals ever to put pen to paper to produce comics. I do not like the Eisner Awards, which are named in honor of a dude I don't think deserves an honor.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Divide and Exploit



In a way, it was a brilliant move by the western powers.

Incite nationalist, racist, tribal, and economic hatreds to the point where a target nation can be torn apart, and then claim that you are preventing “ethnic cleansing” by helping the folk whom you incited to do just that, while blaming the victims.

Back in the day, when I was watching with mild interest as the nation we knew as Yugoslavia was being taken to bits, piece-by-piece, I wondered what was going on. The western media, at the time, claimed that Yugoslavia was an unnatural union and that its destruction was merely the logical conclusion of the dissolution of the Soviet military power that had kept it together.
As I began to read, I found that this was not so. The triggers for the destruction of the state of Yugoslavia were pulled by the west…in particular by the Germans who, as one of the more powerful elements in the formative European Union, did not wish to have a last vestige of the old Soviet system sitting in Europe’s midst in the form of Yugoslavia and in the person of Slobodan Milosevic. That Milosevic had been democratically elected and reelected by the people of his nation did not matter. What mattered most was that this system had to be eliminated from Europe and that its head had to be cut off.

By any means necessary.

Now, the Germans were no longer in a position to invade another European nation as they had done twice in the 20th century. No, they had to achieve their territorial goals by other means. How does one invade and partition a sovereign state when one does not have control of the armed forces necessary to accomplish this act?

Well, what you can do is exactly what was done.

You allow factions within the nation to be first incited, divided, and then militarily and logistically provided for. In the end, you allow them access to the weapons they need to begin armed insurrection against the popular government, and then “coming to their aid” when it looks as if they might lose such an armed insurrection.

The breaking up of Yugoslavia was classic and amazing in the level of its insidious development. One can easily read how this was done, piecemeal. The nastiest element of the ensuing struggle was how the Serbs and Milosevic were labeled as war criminals and (to use the current popular term) “bad guys” by the western media. And they were “bad guys” for what reason?

As near as I can figure it, they were “bad” for doing their best to keep their nation intact. They were, in effect, another term the western media loves to bandy about: “patriots”. (Of course the West would never call the Yugoslavians who fought to preserve their country “patriots”. But they were, by every measure of that word.)

The Germans/EU were quite skilful in the way they initiated the breakup of Yugoslavia. First, they pushed to either exacerbate or actually create ethnic tensions where none had existed. They offered the promise of high monetary and political rewards to political appointees and elected officials to rebel against the central authority of the nation in question (Yugoslavia) to the point of gunfire. When a large number of Yugoslavian police officers were slaughtered at a border crossing, Milosevic made his first and biggest error:

He peacefully allowed Slovenia to peel away from Yugoslavia and become a “sovereign” nation. (This is another word the western media loves to use. A nation is “sovereign” only when it suits the western money elite.)

This allowed Germany/EU to see that they could achieve their final goal of the dissolution of an entire country. (A “sovereign” nation, if you will.) From there, they pressed their economic, political, and ethnically charged attacks. Unlike the 1930s and 1940s, this time Germany merely had to create ethnic tensions where none had existed rather than exercising their own racist ideology at the point of the sword. It was quite easy, and rather made it seem almost natural to scream “foul” when the Yugoslavian government naturally reacted to prevent their nation’s complete destruction. Anything of this nature is going to be messy and quite violent. But the greatest tragedy of it lies in the fact that the victim was declared the perpetrator and treated with complete and total savagery by those who had actually initiated the conflict. Joseph Goebbels could not have done better.

In quick order Yugoslavia found itself being shattered, smashed into many pieces from which it is unlikely it could ever reform. Slovenia. Croatia. Bosnia, Montenegro, etc. and etc. And, even today, to add the ultimate insult to the ultimate injury, Kosovo has been partitioned by the western world. This is an act not unlike gang rape.

They don’t call it “Balkanization” for nothing.

In the 1940s the Germans and their Croatian and Muslim lackeys slaughtered Serbs by the hundreds of thousands. No one knows exactly how many Slavs were mass murdered by the German Nazi bastards and their Croatian and Bosnian Muslim running dogs. It’s been said that one out of eight Serbs were killed for not willingly joining the Nazi onslaught and for not, in turn, killing Jews. No, the Serbs not only wouldn’t victimize the Jews in their midst, they actually had the temerity to protect them. (There was a monument in honor of the slaughtered Serbs, but it lies now in Croatia and has been allowed to deteriorate.)

Fast forward five decades later and Germany/EU is finally able to shatter Yugoslavia once and for all to achieve the economic goals which they were denied in April of 1945. Even if they couldn’t kill all of the Serbs in the new century, at least they could demoralize and humiliate them.

Today, I see these same methods being used again. The EU/USA are attempting to surround and shatter other nations. Russia, of course, first and foremost. With their methods already proven through the success with Serbia/Yugoslavia, they are pushing this way of waging war on Russia, and even on tiny Bolivia. (Talk of partitioning Iraq along ethnic lines is actually polite conversation these days. Racism, your day has arrived!) It worked so well once, it can work again (and again, and again), the Western elite has found.

And it will go on--unless, of course, the target nations refuse to cooperate. Unless, of course, the target nations don’t allow the EU/USA to wage such a war on all terms and in all ways, including via propaganda. The next time you hear the western media wailing about “sovereign” nations, take it all with a grain of salt.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Mo' Better Zombies


For those of you who were asking, but came in late, here are the links:

Zombies

More Zombies

Still More Zombies!


Quit shovin' I tells ya! You can still read the THE LIVING END chapters online!



Sunday, August 10, 2008

Flavius Claudius Julianus

One of my favorite historical figures is the Emperor Julian. Flavius Claudius Julianus, to be precise. He succeeded the Contantine line of emperors and did his best to reinstate the traditions of old Rome and to rid the Empire of the taint of the new and intolerant philosophy that had poisoned the nation. His life was tragic and brief. But he tried to put things to rights. He came close. But most often, the bad guys win. And so it was with the struggles of Julian.


The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think itself so superior to bees, ants, and elephants as to be put in this unique relation to its maker? . . Christians are like a council of frogs in a marsh or a synod of worms on a dung-hill croaking and squeaking "for our sakes was the world created."

Emperor Flavius Claudius Julianus

Look!

By

James Robert Smith

Look how FAR

we’ve come,

they brag

(as if they’d done it themselves).

Jumbo jets!

Computers!

DVD players!

Interstate highways!

Skyscrapers!

Sewage systems!

Automobiles!

Modern medicine!

MORE computers!

Cell phones!

Satellites!

Space stations!

Planetary probes!

We’re great! We’re #1,

they say.

But do they EVER

stop to think

that we should have

achieved all that

stuff

500 years ago?

1,000 years ago?

That we should be

sitting, perhaps,

in the lap of luxury in

Paradise,

either here on Earth

or in orbit around

Betelgeuse? or Barnard’s Star?

or Proxima Centauri?

Or hauling black holes

around the Universe like tinker toys

while God kisses our ass?

No. I doubt

that ever occurs

to them.



Viva Morales!

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Copacetic

Roy Aiken at Backbone Rock Falls.

I don't have many friends. Well, to tell you the truth, I'm a hard guy to like. I'm quiet, aloof, I generally hate most of the rest of the human race, and I hold many unpopular ideas and opinions. So it's not only hard for me to find folk whom I like, it's hard for me to find people who can tolerate (or celebrate) me and the political and philosophical ideas that bounce around in my brain. One of my best friends is Lawrence Roy Aiken. He's from South Carolina, but currently resides in Colorado Springs. We don't agree on everything, mind you. But we do see eye to eye on more things than not. That's exceedingly rare, in my experience. Roy is far more likable and diplomatic than I am, but that's beside the point.

Roy messing about with Archie & Betty in New York City.

For some time we talked about collaborating on a writing project. I thought about such a thing for a long while, and we finally decided that a zombie novel would be the perfect thing to write together. He would handle one type of character, and I the other. It's worked out swell, so far. I don't know that I've ever known anyone else with whom I could work so well. I've collaborated with other folk on other writing projects, with varying levels of success. But this is the first time such a work has proven so much fun.

Roy and actor Michael Berryman (a most cool dude) in San Diego, .

I'm at least partially convinced that I may be related to Roy by blood. One of my dad's favorite cousins was a tough kid named Collier Aiken who hailed from South Carolina. Maybe Roy's one of my long lost cousins. That would be fine by me, and it would make sense.

I snapped this one on a snowy Winter's night in Times Square. (That was a great trip!)

This one I took on Hunting Island while visiting with the Aikens in South Carolina. The sea has eaten a vast amount of the place, and what was once forest is now under water. (There were pine trees standing far out in the ocean.)

Friday, August 08, 2008

Fishnets for Vigoda

Well, this one's for Wayne Sallee. (He now owes me a bus token on the Sheboygan bus system.)




Abe Vigoda's an accomplished actor. You can see read about him here.

Fungi

With the almost total absence of agreeable wildlife on my last trip to the forest, I fell back to looking for interesting plants. Most of the flowers had already bloomed and faded, so that was a bit of a bust, too. However, Amicalola Mountain was covered in the most amazing array of mushrooms that I've ever encountered. Everywhere we looked we seemed to see some different type sprouting out of the forest loam or growing out of a trunk, or consuming the fallen trees of years past. Here are a few, maybe appropriate considering the undying subjects of my current novel:

These four had broken the surface together, reminding me a group of dancers.

Something had obviously been munching on this one. Not a surprise, since it looks like pita bread.

This one looked to have just about run its lifespan.

I liked the texture on these.

I should have taken betters shots of this type. They had quite a velvety appearance.

I saw a few of these growing out of tree trunks.

This one was just rude.

The most beautiful type that we saw. The colors were absolutely brilliant.


And then we were gone, headed back to the city.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

ZOMBIE FICTION PART III

Even More Free Zombie Fiction!!!


One last teaser.
"BC & The MacAuleys"
An excerpt from THE LIVING END
copyright 2008 by James Robert Smith

BC could scarcely believe what they’d done. The worst part about it was that they had discussed it right in front of him. He’d listened to every word of it. The entire time he’d felt a hideous emptiness in the pit of his stomach while Mack and Leeza had talked about what they were going to do.

“We can’t take him with us,” Mack had said, in a flat, matter of fact way. In such a tone that BC recognized—one that meant he would tolerate no discussion on the matter. Leeza knew it well, and knew enough to keep her mouth shut when her husband spoke with that voice.

“We’ll leave him food,” she said, merely suggesting it, knowing that to argue it would be to risk a verbal lashing, if not an outright beating. “And water. He’ll need water. For a few days, at least.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Mack told her. “But first we need to finish packing the car. I haven’t heard any cars on the street for two days. I think we can make a break for it, now.”

Indeed, the neighborhood had grown very quiet. Over the previous weeks the country had grown increasingly unstable. Even the normally unemotional talking heads on the news shows had grown increasingly strident, saying and doing things on the air that were quite strange, displaying emotions that verged on hysteria and madness. In the end, the TV stations had all been militarized and men in fatigues, with shaved heads and hollow cheeks and burning eyes had taken over the job of doling out information. The last real news either of them had seen was a series of short pieces about the crews of civilian technicians and soldiers who’d been sent out to shut down the nation’s nuclear plants. So that there would be no runaway nuclear reactions if they were suddenly left unattended.

Mack had explained that one to Leeza and the children, Little Mack and Sumaia. Both of the kids were far too young to comprehend what Mack was telling them, but he was of the impression that if you spoke plainly to kids, that they would eventually understand what you were saying, no matter how abstract the idea. “The fuel rods have to be separated and removed,” he told them all. “That way, if the pools of coolant were to somehow empty, the heat of the nuclear reaction won’t run wild and start a meltdown, resulting in the release of radioactivity into the atmosphere and into the groundwater.” Leeza had nodded and the kids, eight-year-old Sumaia and four-year-old Little Mack had stared at their father, thinking of toys or lunch, knowing that not to feign undivided attention was to risk one of his long monologues, or perhaps a beating.

“Did you get the water bottles packed?” he asked his wife.

“Yes,” she told him. “Six gallons on the floorboard and four more in the trunk. I couldn’t fit anymore of them in the trunk.” She’d made several trips into the back yard to quickly provision the auto. In a strange bit of fortune, their decrepit hatchback had looked far too listless to steal in the final days when all Hell had broken loose. One of their neighbors, a college professor who lived one street over, had termed those last rabid hours “Payback Time”. For three days it seemed the nation, from end to end and coast-to-coast, had raged red. Not only had they to contend with the roving groups of undead who plodded about, killing and consuming all they found, but their fellow citizens, too, had degenerated into mad, frightened, killing machines.

“It’s Payback Time,” Ned Waters, their friend and sometime visitor had told them. Ned was a English professor at the nearby university, and shade tree philosopher. “The Black Nationalists are killing anything Caucasian that they can find. White Supremacists are slaughtering everything darker than Jessica Alba. Baptists are killing Jews and Catholics. God save the Yankees who moved down here for the climate.” Indeed, the city was a symphony of racial and religious and regional hatred that succeeded in tearing apart what was left of law and order.

“Even my next-door neighbor is acting creepy. When he comes out at all, it’s generally to say something nasty to me. You know…he thinks I’m gay!”

Leeza allowed herself to laugh too quickly at that, but even Mack joined in, seemingly without suspicion at her sudden and uncharacteristic outburst. Generally, she didn’t laugh without his permission.

The last time they’d seen Ned, he had come over with three magnums of wine (his last) and they’d all sat in front of the little battery-powered television watching the sixth in a series about the heroic men who had shut down the last of the active nuclear power plants. The three adults cheered the heroic workers who danced across the tiny black and white screen. They drank a toast and a toast and a toast and a toast and on to these brave fellows until the three adults were puking drunk.

And while Mack slept it off, the teacher and Leeza had found a quiet place in the pantry where they screwed like cats for two hours, Ned leaving months of pent up emotion and semen deposited in his host’s shapely Eurasian wife. Before Mack woke up, the teacher was gone, leaving behind half a bottle of Merlot, a satiated woman, and the terminology “Payback Time” for Mack to repeat endlessly. Mack liked the term for these strange End Days and kept repeating it until it sounded right.

But in the half a week since they’d last seen their friend, the neighborhood and the city had grown very quiet. Their windows had been barricaded since the outbreak of the plague that had brought the dead to life. Their doors were securely locked and reinforced. Their pantry was growing empty, though, and they knew that they’d have to make a break for it very soon. There was room for them all, but they’d decided to leave BC to fend for himself.

“Stop looking at him like that,” Mack commanded Leeza. “We don’t have room for him. He’ll be more trouble than he’s worth.”

BC ducked his head at that one. That one hurt.

“And don’t tell the kids that we’re leaving him. We’ll get loaded up in about an hour. Make sure the coast is clear. And then we’ll be out of here.” Mack took that instant to lower a slat of hardwood nailed across the living room window to peer out into the yard. It was still early in the afternoon and the sky was clear. It wasn’t particularly hot, yet, but he knew the nice weather would break soon and that the house would become a hotbox that would be intolerable now that there was no electrical power. They still hadn’t been able to figure out why the water was still working.

Outside, the neighborhood looked a mess. It was surprising how fast the vegetation had grown up and how things fell apart without constant supervision. Not unlike Society itself. Yards were choked with knee-high grass and weeds. Limbs and garbage all but filled the sidewalks and streets. A windstorm from a week previous had blown all manner of things to the earth. One never appreciated the mechanics of a society until it was all but gone. Down the avenue, he saw a movement and he froze. Leeza noticed—Mack had all but stopped breathing.

“What do you see?” She asked.

“Zombie,” he whispered. “About half a block down.”
“What’s it doing?”

Mack looked through his makeshift peephole, his green eyes glaring out. “It’s looking around,” he said. “I think it’s trying to figure out where to go.”

“Is it alone? Do you see any others?” She buttoned her blouse up to her neck and knew that she’d throw on her black coat before they left. She’d seen those things bite through fabric so easily. Her rule when venturing out was two layers, sometimes three.

“No. Just the one. But it’s moving this way. It’s looking this way. It…” Mack was silent.

“What is it, Mack? What’s it doing now? Are there more of them?” She didn’t want to think of the possibility that they’d be found out by a group of them this late in the game, when they were almost ready to leave for good. It wouldn’t be fair!

BC was alert, now, his attention on every word that was being said. He wanted to peer out of the peephole, too, but knew that Mack would never allow that.

“It’s Ned,” Mack said. “It’s Ned and he’s going to come here. You know how they are. They come back to what’s familiar, if they can.”

Leeza’s hand went to her mouth. She was thinking of her liaisons with the college professor, so different from her coupling with her husband. Her girlfriends—before Mack had run them all off—had asked her how she tolerated Mack. Not just his attitude, one of them had said, but his breath! His breath is horrid! He was arguing with me and breathed on me! I thought I was going to vomit!

Although she didn’t like to admit it, she’d married Mack MacAuley because she’d been so desperate. She’d never had a problem attracting men—she was very well built and her half-Asian/Caucasian features were pleasing to most. But no one wanted to make a long-term commitment. Until Mack had come along. Before she could talk herself out of marrying him, she’d gotten pregnant with the first, with Sumaia. She wasn’t even sure their daughter was Mack’s. Sumaia looked even more Asian than Leeza did, and she suspected the girl belonged, genetically speaking, to her second cousin—a young man named Tran whom she’d seduced not long after she’d met Mack.

And so she’d accepted Mack MacAuley’s proposal. And a few years later Little Mack had come along. By then, Mack had chased off all of her friends and most of her family. By then, she was too well cowed to leave him, despite the fact that most of the time she was the primary breadwinner. Mack was too busy pursuing a career as a musician or an artist to bother with working a full-time job. And he refused to take work as a laborer, assuring his wife that soon, very soon, he’d land work as an illustrator, as a painter, as a musician. They continued to be very poor. Such had been life when the dead had begun to rise.

Mack continued to peer through the opened slat in the window. “He’s definitely coming this way. He’s wearing the same yellow shirt he was wearing when he was last here,” he said, whispering, as if his now-dead friend might hear. “Someone shot him,” he added.

“His neighbor,” Leeza said. “Ned kept saying that his neighbor was taunting him because he thought Ned was gay.”

“Shit,” Mack whispered again. “Shot him in the back. I think the bullet exited his chest. Lots of blood on the front of his shirt.”

“Oh. Poor Ned.” Leeza began weeping. “We. We’d better get out of here. Let’s get out of here before he gets to the door. You know how it goes. He’ll start hammering on the door or the side of the house and pretty soon the whole place will be filled with them. That’s how it happens! We’ve seen it happen like that!” She was losing her cool. Behind her, Sumaia was beginning to whimper.

“He remembers. It’s like they said. They remember shit from when they were alive. He’s coming back here because he enjoyed talking to me.”

At that, Leeza began laughing, and it was all she could do to contain it.

“Get hold of yourself, Leeza. He’s only about one hundred yards away. Past Mr. Magruder’s place. Even shuffling like he’s doing, he’ll be here in a few minutes. We can’t chance him bringing others with the racket you know he’ll make. I don’t know if we can hold out that long. Especially if the weather turns hot again.”

“Let me get the kids bundled up. We’ve got time for that. The car’s loaded. All we have to do is get in it and run.” Her attention was then immediately on her kids. “Help me get another shirt and pants on them. Find Little Mack’s gloves,” she reminded her husband.

“I think you’re overdoing it on the clothes thing. I’m not going to cover myself like that. Slows you down. Gets you too hot.” But he had Little Mack in his lap, helping him put on an extra shirt and putting on another pair of baggy pants over the sweats his little boy was wearing. Mack preferred his son—the boy was blonde and had only a hint of his quarter Vietnamese blood; the kid might almost pass for white, truth be told. Not like his sister, at all. Only Sumaia’s intelligence made Mack know that the girl was his kid, despite her features. She just took more after her mom, he figured.

Leeza had mentioned the layering to her husband before, without arguing with him. That was how she had learned to treat the man. Suggestions were sometimes effective, but arguing only brought on his anger and caused him to exhibit his vindictive nature. He had a talent for cruelty, she’d found. She’d suggested that an extra layer of clothing would protect them from being bitten if they were to come into contact with one of the undead. After a while, he’d agreed that this might be the case, but that he wasn’t going to do it for his own reason. At least he wasn’t forbidding either the children or Leeza to layer. She knew that if she’d treated it as a confrontation that is precisely what he’d have done.

“Hurry,” she said to the children, holding their hands as she went to the back door in the kitchen. “Everything’s in the car, except for us. All we have to do is open the door and make a run for it.”

Mack was beside her, then, holding an art portfolio in his left hand. She looked down at it. “What’s that? Why are you bringing that?”

“I can’t leave all of my illustrations,” he told her. “They might have some value for us. We might be able to trade them. Or barter them.”

Leeza bit her tongue. There was really no room for that thing in the car. Not when he wasn’t going to take BC with them! She said nothing.

“Mom? Isn’t BC coming with us?”

Still in the den, BC sat and looked at them, his eyes pleading, but no other sound or movement. He’d already heard and understood what was going to happen. He would stay. They would go.

“We’ll come back for BC,” Mack told Sumaia. “We’re going to go and stay somewhere for a few days and come back. BC will be okay. The bathtub’s full of water for him and he has plenty of food in the pantry. We left it open for him. See?”

“Mack. Please! We have to go. Now!”

Without a word, Mack reached out and shoved back the timber blocking the door. He gripped the brass knob in his sweaty palm and pulled the door open, hinges creaking in almost an ominous joke.

And Ned was standing there, filling the door.

“Fuck,” Mack exclaimed, even as dead, blue hands reached out surprisingly quickly to grip his left shoulder. There was a moan and the thing that had been Ned Waters, Professor of English at the University of South Carolina used the fleshy anchor of MacAuley’s upper arm to lever its unfeeling bulk inside.

“Fuck,” Mack yelled again. He fell back, and the zombie’s grip only intensified, the greater bulk of the zombie precluding MacAuley from tumbling to the floor. As it was he only partially collapsed, his knees buckling, but his arm firmly in the grip of the dead man. “Get him off of me, Leeza! Hit him with something!”

They had no guns, of course. They’d been far too poor to buy one before the outbreak, and had been unable to locate one in the few moments they’d taken to search the abandoned homes nearby. Leeza stepped back, pulling the children with her. She pushed them into the den, just a few paces away, safely with BC, and then she was searching for one of the makeshift bludgeons Mack had created for her. But she’d left it in the children’s bedroom. “Damn it,” she said, turning to see if Mack had been bitten, yet. One bite, she knew, and he would be infected, and suffer a fever-ridden death before rising again as one of them.

But not only had the dead thing not attacked Mack, it had released him, and MacAuley was scuttling away to the far side of the small kitchen, upsetting a stack of dishes placed on the floor when Leeza had been picking out some things to load in the car. Ned’s dead, filmy eyes were locked not on Mack, but on Leeza. It stood in place for just an instant and then began shuffling her way. Its mouth opened, lips peeled back in a permanent rictus, tongue a dry and purple thing down low in the mandible. It wasn’t Mack Ned wanted. It was Leeza. She screamed, but her husband seemed less able to aid her than she had been able to help him.

The thing that had been Ned, her sometime lover, shambled forward. That was the most horrid thing about them. How single-minded and implacable they were. Once they’d made what amounted to a decision, they rarely deviated from whatever course of action the reptilian part of the brain that still operated commanded. Leeza had retreated further into the den; the children cowered in the small bedroom that they shared. Mack continued to crouch in the kitchen, searching for something with which to strike the unliving thing, but unable to locate something appropriate.

Ned’s undead corpse loomed over Leeza. He’d been a big, fleshy man and he towered above her. His hands reached out, and the germ of the urge that had brought him there was immediately replaced with a stronger urge:

To eat.

Just as one blue-black claw grasped for her long, dark hair, something hit Ned from the right, actually toppling the zombie. It was BC, who had his fangs deep in the soft meat of the thing’s stomach. And even though BC was only forty-five pounds, his jaws held tight, his neck muscles were powerful, and he twisted his body so that his mass was able to unsettle the zombie, who fell heavily to the hardwood floor with a meaty thud.

“Leeza! Grab the kids! Hurry! While he’s down. Run!”

Mack didn’t have to repeat himself. As he raced for the car, not so much as turning to see if his wife and children were on his heels, he was at he car door and unlocking it. Only when he heard a crackling noise from the back yard was he aware of two more of the undead walking slowly toward him, eyes staring, mouths open, low moans exhaling from rotting lungs. At the sight, he actually did freeze, the key in the door. But the arrival of Leeza and the kids broke him out of the shock.

“Open the door, goddamn it,” Leeza screamed. “Open it and let us inside!”

Mack quickly opened his door, slid into the driver’s seat and unlocked the passenger side doors. His wife shoved the children into the back seat with the blankets and food—she could buckle them in later. With no little anger she grasped Mack’s art portfolio and slammed it toward the rear of the car, hoping that she’d be able to crush everything in it, but knowing that was unlikely. It wouldn’t be for lack of trying, though.

Once they were all inside, the children now screaming. Mack inserted the keys into the ignition and started the car. Despite its outward appearance, the car had a good engine—Japanese reliability ensures that, he liked to say. The pistons rattled slightly and as he gave it the gas, the car moved forward, Mack turning a hard right that took them very close to the pair of zombies reaching for them. But he left them behind.

The last sight they had of the little house they’d all shared for the past three years was of seeing the Ned zombie shuffling out of the back door; BC herding the thing away from them with carefully aimed lunges and nips.

And then they were gone, weaving around stalled autos, downed limbs, blown trash. They were looking for salvation.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Taking a Break

I figured I'd take a short break before I post one last chapter from the book I'm working on. Since zombies aren't very nice, I figured I'd post a couple of shots of Lilly. So we can all take a short breather. (One last zombie post tomorrow. I promise.)

"Just up here inspectin' the bookshelf! Smells okay."

Lilly on the bookshelf next to my computer desk in my office. She gets up there to aggravate me. I'm sure of it.

"Oh, don't worry about me. I'm not up to anything mischievous."

"See? I'm just being cute."

(Actually, she climbs up there and knocks off all of my dinosaurs. She knows I like those.)

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

ZOMBIE FICTION PART II

FREE ZOMBIE FICTION!

One more portion of the zombie novel.

THE LIVING END

100 millions zombies.
60 million dogs.
And all of them want to kill you.

"Danger Man"

copyright 2008 by James Robert Smith


Danger Man looked at himself in the mirror. He never shaved anymore. His hair was wild, if clean. His beard was a mess. Grimacing, he showed a mouthful of very white teeth. He grunted.

“You’re a monster,” he said to the only person who could hear.

Actually, he hadn’t started out as a monster, but even he had to admit that’s what he was. On the day The Thing went down, he was no better and no worse than anyone else. His job was decent—he was a bank clerk, and he made enough to live modestly and pay his bills on time. Occasionally he had a girlfriend, even if he had trouble with long-term relationships. In his 30 years of living, he’d never seriously considered marriage. Kids weren’t on his list. He visited his parents every couple of weeks or so, and if push came to shove, he’d have admitted that he loved them. At least a little.

Then, of course, The Thing. Goddamn, who could believe it? That’s why it had gotten out of hand, he figured. No one could believe it. How many people had the balls to start shooting other people in the head when they started acting weird, trying to bite? Trying to fucking bite! Danger Man hadn’t had any problems with that. At the time the shit started hitting the fan he owned six handguns, a shotgun, and four rifles. Even now, months after the breakdown, he still had two of those handguns and the shotgun, now sawed off and easy to handle. Plus, he was in possession of all of the other firearms that he’d found in the place where he lived now.

That had been a stroke of luck. Finding the place that now offered him shelter.

Recalling the day one of his co-workers had phoned him up, he smiled. “Danger Man!” It had been Rita Carlyle. Danger Man was his nickname. One of his pals in high school had given it to him because his real name, Danisman, sounded sort of like that. He’d liked it so much that he kept it and gave it out as a nickname. Rita had known of his guns, and while it had previously made her think of him as “creepy”, now it was okay, he figured, when the streets were full of zombies and the cops and soldiers were all too busy to help. That’s right. Call Danger Man.

That had been just before the big media breakdown. At that point, despite the mess, power stations were still operating, roads were still largely open, you could still get food at rescue stations, and some stores were even open. But, of course, all of the cops and soldiers were busting ass to shut down nuclear power stations and securing atomic weapons, and trying to keep volatile stocks of chemicals from going up and killing shit out of people. Things like that. And the news shows were obsessed with what they were calling “Payback”. People getting even, killing one another for the modest slights they’d each been suffering for decades.

“Please come and get me,” Rita had pleaded. “Please! There’s no one to help me! I’m locked up in my apartment! Please, come and get me. I’m begging you.”

Danger Man hadn’t hesitated. “Okay,” he’d told her. “You still live on Gervais?” He knew the place, because he’d been invited to a couple of parties there, even if she had shot him down twice. Now, he was willing to go over and rescue her, because she was one hot piece of ass, even if she was a stuck up bitch.

It hadn’t been much trouble. Not really. He’d had no close calls, had put an end to a dozen or so shambling dead, popped a punk who’d tried to claw his way into the car. Nothing serious. The only real chore had been shooting his way through four walking dead at Rita’s door. Those had been a bit of a problem in the close quarters of the hallway. But after that, it was okay. As he’d expected, she’d been a hot piece of ass, performing even as the world decayed around them, and he’d kept her around for almost a month before putting a twelve-gauge slug through her head the day he’d decided to hit the road.

What else could he have done? Things were very damned hairy in town, and he knew she wouldn’t have been able to keep up with him, and he didn’t want to hear her pleading when she saw him packing up for the run out of town. So while she was sleeping off a drunk, he blew her head off. That was that. A waste, perhaps, but there was nothing else for it.

The next few weeks had been tough, though. Too many close calls to even count. His car had only lasted maybe sixty miles north of Columbia. Not even to Greenville. Some cocksucker had put a bullet through his left front tire. Then a slug had gone through the engine block. If not for the cover of some pines by the road, they’d have got him, too. The pines had kept him hidden long enough for Danger Man to gather up his backpack and those guns he still had on him, several hundred rounds of ammo.

He’d really wanted to kill the bastards who’d screwed his plans, but there wasn’t time, and he didn’t know how many of them he faced. So he’d hauled ass north, sticking to the cover of pine plantations and walking on ridgelines above creeks, staying away from the roads as much as possible. The roads were pretty much asking for trouble by then, unless you were in the back of an APC, several of which he’d seen zooming along now and again.

One thing he’d noticed right off, just as the radio stations and the fading TV signals had warned, was that the zombies tended to track downhill and to stay off the steeper slopes. Rivers and creeks and islands were a waste of time as far as shelter from them was concerned. And the open roads, of course, were highways for the walking dead. It was one thing if you were in a good vehicle, but on foot you’d buy the farm, sooner or later. Show yourself, and you were chow. His plan had been to head toward the Blue Wall, as it was called.

For days he had hiked along, sneaking to open places along hills and ridges so that he could get a look at the Blue Ridge escarpment. When his car had been hit, he was less than one hundred miles from high country. If he just kept pressing on, and was careful, he’d make it.

Nights were the worst. Every afternoon he had to make sure that he was out of sight and in a place that was both defensible and hidden and from which there was at least one escape route. It wasn’t easy on him, and his nerves had started to fray. It was right about then, he figured, that he’d lost whatever was left of normal. By then, no one he’d known or loved was left alive. He hadn’t bothered to even see if any of his other relatives were still living before he’d left. Two weeks without a word from them was enough for him to face that one head on.

Nope. It was just Danger Man against the world.

One month into it since the death of his car, and he was getting pretty desperate. He knew that he wasn’t getting enough to eat. He’d lucked out a couple of times and had found new clothes when his others were falling in tatters. It was strange how you never thought of the brush and branches tearing at fabric when you never had to deal with that. He’d left most of his original wardrobe hanging on thorns. The worst thing, though, was knowing that he was slowly starving to death. He’d cinched his belt as tight as he could get it—even punching new holes, but his pants kept shedding down around his thighs. The suspenders he’d rigged with nylon rope helped, but they made him look stupid. That bothered him—the fact that he looked stupid.

After almost getting caught by shambling dead while trying to scrounge food from a couple of abandoned houses, he realized that he either needed help (a consideration which really, truly bothered him), or he had to figure out how to make his way without looking for cans of food or bags of dried vegetables and such.

What he was going to have to do was learn how to be an effective hunter-gatherer. And he thought, perhaps, that he could do it; provided he didn’t starve to death during the learning curve. He really didn’t know that much about tracking game, although he’d gotten in two very lucky shots over the course of the month that had kept him in venison for a few days. He’d have made out better if not for the damned dogs.

And that was the kicker! Who’d have figured that? Dogs were almost as big a problem for him as the damned walking dead. He was constantly trying to avoid them, and had wasted too many rounds killing the more aggressive ones that he’d encountered. Luckily, the packs he ran into were scared of him once he plugged a few of their members. He’d likely have cooked them, too, if the carcasses hadn’t been set upon by the living dogs and torn apart before he could so much as think of eating a portion.

It was after three days of not so much as a morsel of food, his belly screaming for something to eat, that he’d gotten very, very lucky. It was the single luckiest break he’d had since he’d headed north out of Columbia, headed for the Blue Wall.

Two days after thinking that he’d best make his way around Greenville rather than through it, he’d stumbled upon the compound. The high country started just on the northwest side of Greenville, and Danger Man had been able to sneak through the forests on the northeast of the city, skirting the ridges above the Reedy River. From one clearing he’d gotten a look down into a part of the city and had seen droves of the undead meandering the ruined streets. Maybe they were, in a fashion, all headed downhill, toward the low country. But even if that were so, there were so many of them that it would take months, or years, for them to march past the cities and down to the ocean. And what then? How long would they last? Who was to say that they wouldn’t look at the Atlantic, not like what they saw, and turn around and head back the way they’d come?

Because of the sight of the sheer numbers of the walking dead, and the fact that he’d seen no sign of organized society for more than a month, he was feeling pretty depressed and desperate at that point. He was considering how to best take himself out if he had to. He surely did not want to starve to death and find himself marching mindlessly down to the sea, a part of that wandering mass of dead flesh. Anything was better than that.

In that moment of obsidian emotion, he saw the compound.

It sat on a wooded hill in a deeply forested section of parkland not terribly distant from the city limits of Greenville. There was a solid wooden wall surrounding perhaps two acres of cleared land. As soon as he saw it he realized that it must be a defended compound of some type, so he kept his head low and hunkered down close to the earth while he took it all in.

After almost an entire day of watching the place, hearing a handful of voices coming from time to time from within the wooden walls, he decided that his best option was to climb a good strong tree to see if he could get a look at what was on the other side of the huge fence. Under cover of a mild windstorm, Danger Man took the opportunity of the noise and the confusion of constant movement in the forest to scale a tall white oak that he was sure would give him a look inside.

In the center of it all, a house that was like a wooden silo, and sitting beside it a small metal windmill turning constantly in the breeze. Danger Man froze and stared at the sight for longer than he knew, for so long and with such intensity that minutes passed before he realized that he was not imagining the voices of a woman and children. He was hearing them, faintly, coming from inside the high wooden walls, and soon the folk inside made themselves visible.

The woman was tall, with very dark hair, and she wore a light blue dress that covered her legs, and a darker blue blouse that covered her arms. The children, a boy and a girl, were no older than eight to ten, and were wearing jeans and brown flannel shirts. As he watched, the woman engaged a pump that stood next to the windmill and very soon a great gout of clear water emerged from an exposed pipe, from which she and the children dipped at will to drink and to fill a pail that they carried back into the house, once the pump was disengaged once more. A pair of chickens walked forth to scratch at the ground around the pump then retreated to the cover of a coop that stood adjacent to what appeared to be a small barn. Straining, he was almost certain that he heard the short bleat of a goat.

Clutching the trunk of the oak, he used nearby limbs to hide his profile behind a cover of chalky green. His head pivoted one way and then another, trying to seek out any movement in the forest surrounding the compound. There had to be a man around. Those three had acted like not just a family, but as a family with a man around to protect it. He couldn’t say why—it was just the way they had walked and the way they had sounded. There was a man around, somewhere. He knew it.

Once back on solid ground, Danger Man stashed his pack deep in the mess of a fallen pine, using freshly snapped limbs of needles to drape across what remained of his food and shelter. He took his pair of handguns; one holstered securely beneath his left arm, and the other at his right hip. And his sawed-off shotgun was in its leather scabbard, tight against his back, the grip solid against his right shoulder blade.

He would find that man.

Going out from the compound to the south, he began to make a wide corkscrew around the hillock on which it was perched. He went very carefully and very quietly; scanning the land all around and searching for any movement at all that would indicate the presence of another human. An hour passed and he was north of the compound, on a saddle between it and another low ridge. Off to his left, Danger Man looked to see a movement and realized that it was a deer—a doe, and any other time he would have shot at it or at least tried to stalk it. But he was going to go for the whole package just now, and not just for a couple of day’s worth of venison.

Danger Man was creeping oh so slowly across some deadfall when he heard the slightest sound in the forest loam. Freezing immediately, he then let himself melt down and down until he was hidden completely from sight within the dried and dying twigs of a mass of red oaks knocked down by a recent storm. His eyes locked on the green forest in the direction from which he’d heard the sound. It was the sound of a pair of feet moving carefully through the dry leaves. But not carefully enough.

In a moment a man did come into sight. The man was dressed much as the kids he’d seen in the compound: jeans and brown flannel. He wore a canvas cap and carried a rifle—a 30.06, and he was pulling a dressed deer carcass behind him. There were a series of slow and careful steps, and then the fellow would stop and survey the forest, looking for movement. Then a few steps as he pulled the load.

Danger Man knew that, most likely, the man would soon call out to the woman and the children inside the fenced compound. He’s call out their names or his own name and inform them that he was home from the hunt. And they would open the gate to help him bring home the bacon. Danger Man very, very, very slowly turned his head and saw that he could see the top of the fence from where he was crouching. And he knew that soon the man would also be able to see that fence, and that he would probably choose that second to call out for help or for company or for plain old reassurance.

And so, in the end, that was what Danger Man waited for. The hunter marched right past Danger Man, pulling the dressed deer within twenty feet of where he was hidden. And as he began to pull the food up the hill, he finally stopped and, waiting for the wind to calm just a bit, called out.

“Lillian! It’s Bill! I’m home! With meat!”

Within a few moments Danger Man saw the top of the fence move as the gate was indeed opened. He was impressed at the construction of that fence, and supposed that it had all been built before The Thing. These folk must have either been one of that group of survivalists who’d always been waiting for some kind of Armageddon, or else had lucked across the place much as he had done.

In a couple of minutes the woman and the boy child had appeared at the top of the hill and the man waited until they came down to him. The woman, surprisingly, was unarmed. Not surprisingly, the boy was also without a weapon.

It was the easiest thing in the world for Danger Man to spring forth from where he was hiding and cut them all down with a quick burst of gunfire. It wasn’t much different from the way he’d killed his parents. He’d cut them down unexpectedly while visiting during the madness as society crumbled. It had been the kindest thing to do.

When these three were dead and lay on the forest loam, he waited for a few minutes to see if anyone he’d not seen would come out of the compound. He had to take the chance that no one would shut the gate and leave him out there without access to the inside of the place. But there was nothing for it but to wait.

After some time, there was a voice from inside. It was that of a little girl, and no one else. Danger Man made short work of her and after that, the place was his.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Zombie Fiction





FREE ZOMBIE FICTION:
For a couple of years I had been talking about a zombie novel. I had other projects in front of such a book and so it took some time before I was prepared to tackle such a task. I'm a fan of the zombie trope and enjoy watching films based on George A. Romero's original concept of the recently dead rising mindlessly to consume the flesh of the living. There's something about that idea that touches on so many fears and which lends itself endlessly to address any number of themes.

My original pitch was to do something akin to a zombie version of Sherwood Anderson's
WINESBURG, OHIO. After some discussions between myself and my literary agent, we deviated from this direct concept and kept just the germ of it and went in another direction. What I settled on was something a lot different from that first idea, but something infinitely more rewarding for me as a writer. (And, anyway, Ray Bradbury already did the whole supernatural version of WINESBURG, OHIO with his book DARK CARNIVAL (aka OCTOBER COUNTRY).

I've decided to post bits of the novel (with the tentative title THE LIVING END) here at my blog. I've been at work on the book for a few months and I'm closing in on drawing up a first draft of the completed manuscript. I'm shooting for completing that first draft by the end of summer. Until then, here's a chunk of the whole flesh:


"Meredith"
A chapter of THE LIVING END
copyright 2008 by James Robert Smith

Meredith’s parents were dead. She’d gone to their place to see if they were okay, and to take them away with her if they were at home. But it had been too late. The house had been broken into, both the back door and front door had given way. Several windows, too, had been shattered, including the huge picture window at the front of their brick ranch.

It had only taken a moment inside to assess what had happened. From the amount of blood on the floor and walls and the living room furniture and carpet (her mom was a neatness freak who had insisted on pure ivory furniture and carpet), it was obvious that there was no way the residents who’d been home had survived. There were bloody footprints everywhere. Handprints of pure gore streaked the walls. Bits and pieces of meat were strewn here and there, and even a section of human forearm was lying on the white marble tile in the kitchen. At first, she hadn’t been able to bring herself to examine it to see if it was the remains of one of her parents. But in the end, she had to force herself to look. It had been a part of her father—the US Marines tattoo was unmistakably his. She crouched before it for only a moment, sobbing.

As a last resort, she’d called out to her mom, standing there in the foyer, blasted as it had been by the mindless violence that had draped it in a mad and bloody Pollock painting. “Mom!” She all but screamed, not quite breaking into panic. At first, only silence had greeted her, but finally a door, the one leading into the walk-in pantry in the kitchen had creaked slowly open. What had stumbled out was not her mother or her father, but it was a bloody wreck, once human and now implacable and undead, and ravenous. The face was completely strange to her and it was not one of the neighbors she’d met in times past. It came out of the darkness of the pantry, stared at her with eyes shot with hunger and hatred and began to shamble toward her the way they all did. The way this one must have done when it had helped to break into her parents’ home, killing them.

It was only at that point that Meredith allowed herself to scream in horror and to abandon any hope that her mom was still among the living. She turned then and raced to her car, unlocking the door and leaping inside. As she started it, she saw that the street was now filling with them—the crazed undead, drawn perhaps by her yells and her screams and the sound of the engine of her shiny robin’s egg-blue new Buick. In fact, the car was not hers, but was one that she’d found abandoned on the street when her own car, a small and aged rust-colored Corolla, had run out of gas and she’d needed to escape the situation in which she’d found herself.

Her husband was waiting for her, hunkered down in their reinforced house, protecting their kids until she returned. She hadn’t been able to ask him to go with her. This had been her task, and she couldn’t stand the thought of taking their children into danger like this, or of leaving them alone. She’d watched so many dragged to earth and pulled to bits by the ravening crowds of zombies who were everywhere now. They were in every neighborhood, and there didn’t seem to be many people left who were willing, or able, to help stem the tide.

Meredith put the car in reverse, running down an undead teenage girl who was creeping up the driveway toward her, wearing a one-piece bathing suit and dragging a ruined left leg pretty much gone from the calf to the foot, but with enough bone remaining to enable locomotion. The girl still reached out and tried to grasp the car’s metal body as it passed over her, crushing her torso, a gout of blood and ruined organs exiting her gaping jaws in a black and red puree.

Seeing that the street was now all but filled with the shambling dead things, she put her foot to the gas and sped up, weaving in and out of the reaching claws, trying to avoid them, doing her best to maintain the structural integrity of the heavy car. For the first time since she’d found the Buick, she gazed at the gas gauge. The tank was almost full, and that was the only break she’d gotten so far. She was alone, now. There was no one left to help her. She didn’t know a single person in town who could help anymore—almost everyone had either fled or were too interested in looking out for themselves. Almost everyone she knew had been killed and devoured, or had risen from the dead and were now roaming about, trying to find and eat anyone who yet lived.

The town had become strange to her. She could barely recognize it, although she’d lived in this one city for most of her life. Everywhere she looked the streets were either deserted or filled with the bloodied and violence-twisted figures of the undead. The sun was shining high in the sky, but it seemed dark to her. Fires burned in almost every direction she cared to look, sunlight filtering through the rising soot. Most of the conflagrations were small fires, so far, but it was obvious they were going to get out of control unless someone organized to put at least some of them out as quickly as possible. Here and there entire houses and blocks were ablaze, the dead standing in quiet circles gazing at the dull glow of the flames and the oily creep of smoke reaching into the blue like black fists raging at the gods.

Trying her best to avoid them, she found that she had to run down some of the zombies who were particularly close or very persistent whenever she had to slow to avoid debris in the streets or to steer wide of abandoned vehicles left sitting in the oddest places when their owners had run out of fuel, or been attacked, or killed, or died at the wheel. Coming to a wide intersection and seeing two knots of undead shambling toward her from different directions, she floored the gas to scoot through, crossing over.

She almost didn’t hear the bleat of the siren. Looking in her rear view mirror she was both astounded and relieved to see the blue lights of a police car directly behind her. Squinting, she could see the officer’s face clearly. He was alive and seemed to be in good health. She pulled over in a relatively clear spot, seeing only a few of the moving things in the area, and those still at a good distance. As soon as she came to a stop she leaped out of the Buick and took a step toward the police sedan.
“Get back in your car,” blared the voice of the officer. He was using the public address speaker in his own vehicle. Meredith stared for a second, looking around to see if any of the zombies were moving toward her. Some of them had looked her way and were turning slowly to face her. But they were all still at a good distance. Blinking in the bright sun, she did as the policeman had ordered and got back in the car. She supposed he was just being very careful. She could, of course, be infected, and she couldn’t blame him for being cautious.

As she sat, she nervously surveyed her surroundings. The doors of houses were opening and those things were beginning to come out. Ones who’d been standing in yards or farther down the street were trying to force their undead flesh to come to her, to greet both Meredith and the policeman who’d arrived to help her. As she looked in her rear view mirror, she watched the cop. He was lean, if not very tall, and his uniform was fresh and pressed. He didn’t look to have spent much time in it that day. With his hand on the gun on his right hip, he walked efficiently toward her, taking far too much time for her own comfort. Zombies were beginning to ease toward the two of them in ever increasing numbers. She could smell the stench of them now. Some of them were moaning that awful sound that inevitably brought others to join them.

But, suddenly, the police officer was at her car.

“Do you know why I stopped you?”

“What?” Meredith asked. She looked up at him, and could see his name tag plainly. Officer James 
Taggart, it read.

“I asked you if you know why I stopped you.” There was an expression of annoyance on his face, and he peered up briefly from her to take notice of the zombies coming their way.

“I…” She paused. She didn’t know quite what to say. “You’re here to help me. My husband and I could use some help. We…”

Officer Taggart held up his well-scrubbed left hand. “Enough,” he said. “I stopped you because you ran that red light.” He was pointing at it with his right hand.
Meredith stared back at the light, twisting in her seat to see what he was talking about. Sure enough, the damned traffic light was still working. She hadn’t realized it. “You’re not serious,” she said, turning to look into his face.

“And why wouldn’t I be serious?”

“People need help! Are you joking? Are you insane?”

The expression on the cop’s face melted from the bland into a kind of stony anger. There was steel in his eyes. She watched two drops of sweat bead above his left eyebrow and creep down his nose.
“You ran the damned red light,” he said. “You could have caused an accident.”

Meredith was speechless. Her throat constricted. He was, indeed, insane, and she only hoped she could extricate herself from his presence quickly. Around them, zombies were gathering and moving inevitably to them. She and the cop were a warm and vulnerable nexus for the assembling shamblers.

“Can you show me your registration?” he asked.

Reaching for the glove compartment, she was aware both of the fact that the cop’s hand rested firmly on the 9mm pistol on his hip, and that three zombies were getting uncomfortably close to them. As they usually did, these had increased their pace to almost a stumbling walk in anticipation of their meal of living flesh. Meredith was pulling through the few papers in the compartment, but it was obvious no registration was there. “I…I can’t find it,” she said.

Officer Taggart’s eyes narrowed. “Is this your vehicle?”

She thought for a second and decided that she should tell this crazy bastard the truth. “No. I found it. It was abandoned at an intersection on Hawthorne Street. My car ran out of gas and I had to get to my parents’ house. I took it.”

“Get out of the car,” he told her. “Get out now.”

“They’re coming!” She pointed at one of the undead that was less than a dozen feet from them, its face twisted, its mouth gaping wide, a man who’d been shot in the chest, blood black and crusted on his open yellow shirt, his feet bare, his denims stained with gore.

“Get out of the goddamned car,” he ordered. He drew his pistol from its holster and aimed it at Meredith’s head. “Or so help me I will not hesitate to shoot you.”

Sobbing, She opened the door and eased out as the cop backed away a couple of steps. “Hands on the hood,” he said. “Spread your legs.”

“You’re insane,” she whispered. There were zombies directly in front of her, only the car and a patch of grass separating them from her.

Suddenly the pistol barked in his hand. Meredith flinched, and almost wet herself. But he wasn’t aiming at her. He’d shot the nearest zombie, and she noted that his aim had been excellent. A tiny hole appeared in the monster’s forehead and it quickly fell into a heap where it stood. She heard him re-holster the gun and quickly he began patting her down, his hands roaming over her torso, beneath her heavy breasts, down her thighs. There was absolutely nothing sexual in his explorations.

And more quickly than she could have thought possible, more quickly than she could react, Officer Taggart had pulled her hands behind her back and she felt her wrists suddenly cinch together. He’d pulled plastic cuffs on her so fast that she hadn’t even realized that he was going to do it. “What are you doing?” she asked. “You can’t be serious. Please. God. You can’t be serious!”
“Shut up,” he told her. “That last guy who struggled I had to shoot. Things are out of control around here. I aim to put things to right! We’ve been far too easy on you law breaking assholes!” His voice and his breath and his spit were on her face.

Pausing long enough to casually shoot two more zombies, Taggart opened the back door of his car and shoved Meredith in. For the first time she saw that the back seat was not empty. A man was lying slumped over, his head and shoulders leaning heavily against the opposite door. His shirt was bloody and a fresh red stain oozed out of the corners of his mouth.

“Don’t,” she said. “Don’t lock me back here with him! If he’s dead he’ll wake up! He’ll wake up and eat me! Don’t lock me in here!”

At that, Officer Taggart slammed the door in her face and turned to gun down three more zombies who were almost upon him. To his credit, it took only three shots to take them out. But already there were a dozen more closing in. Meredith leaned against her window, straining to get her hands free, but only feeling the zip lock plastic cuffs biting tighter as she struggled. She could see that the cop was reloading and she could only hope that he would climb back into the driver’s seat and at least take them away from this place before it was too late.

“Stand back,” he yelled at the approaching crowds of undead. He stared at them with that steely gaze he’d practiced for so many months before joining the force. He liked to think he’d avoided many instances of violence with that stare. “If you don’t stop I will be forced to shoot,” he told the unflinching corpse faces who only stared back at him with a hunger he could not understand.

Beside her, Meredith felt the man on the seat with her begin to stir. She turned to look at him, and even the rapid pop of Officer Taggart’s trusty 9mm could not bring her to see what the policeman was doing. “Mister? Can you hear me?” The man slowly, painfully brought himself to a sitting position and his head turned to look at her. His mouth opened wide. But not to speak.

Meredith screamed so loudly that even Officer Taggart--as busy as he was putting holes in the zombies trying to surround him--turned to look at her. In the rear seat of Taggart’s sedan, she had pushed her back to the door and was doing her best to fight the dead man off with her legs and feet. Fortunately for her, he too was cuffed. But she knew that these things were untiring and single-minded. Unless she could dash its brains out with her feet, she would eventually get bitten. And killed or not, that was a death sentence.

There was a muffled voice coming to her through the window. “Shut up,” Taggart ordered her. “Shut up and stop fighting in there,” he screamed. “Don’t make me open the door. I swear to God if you make me open that door I will kill both of you dead!”

“Good!” Meredith kicked at the dead face that was lunging at her, those jaws snapping shut again and again. Her heel landed on its mandible. Her boot cracked teeth. One eye was dashed out beneath her thick soles. But still it kept coming at her. In the close, hot quarters, she was already tiring, already becoming nauseous. Soon she would falter. “Go ahead and open the door you faggot! Show me what you’re made of!” Her only chance, she knew, was for Taggart to open that door and let her out.
There was a quick rush of cooler air and Meredith tumbled back as the door was pulled open. “You bitch,” Taggart yelled. “You brought this on yourself!” The barrel of the pistol was pointed directly at her forehead. At least, she thought, she wouldn’t be getting back up.

And then there was a horrid roar. It was unbelievably loud. So loud that it stopped even the zombie in the back seat from moving for a moment.

Looking up, Meredith was aware that Officer Taggart’s head had suddenly vanished. As if some magician was playing a trick on her; some amazing sleight of hand. The cop’s body went instantly limp, thankfully even his gun hand, and he toppled to the left. There was a repeat of that roar and the dead thing in the back seat of the police sedan ceased to move.

A shadow appeared over Meredith as she was struggling to stand, staring around her at the mindless shapes of the undead moving at her almost helpless position. She looked up to see what was upon her.

“Get up,” she heard the man say to her. She stood, immediately feeling a tug as he cut the plastic cuffs off of her wrists with a single motion. The knife, she realized, must be hideously sharp.
She turned to look at him, rubbing the cuts on her wrists where the plastic had dug in. “Thanks,” she managed to say, blinking at him. “Who are you?”

“Roland,” he said to her. “Roland Thompson.” She watched as he raised the ridiculously long shotgun to his shoulder and fired it, atomizing the head of the nearest zombie. The bright beads of sweat on Thompson’s ebony skull shook at the kick of the gun.

“Is that your car?” He indicated the Buick with a nod of his head.

“It is,” she replied.

“Gassed up?”

“Full tank,” she said.

“Let’s move,” he told her. “Do you have a safe house?”

As they climbed in, she behind the wheel, Thompson on the passenger side, she took her first good look at him. He looked like a lion, she thought. His face is like a lion’s. “Yes. Our house is boarded up tight. My husband and kids are waiting for me. We’re getting out of town.”

“Good idea,” he said, the gun bucking against his shoulder as he aimed it out the window, shattering another undead skull. “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”