To be truly effective as an online smartass, to be called "negative" and (my favorite) "unfair" you have to be not only confrontational, but also completely dismissive of the targeted idiots.
To this end, the following links are invaluable.
Tagging these brief bits as replies to the idiotic rantings of a subnormal are always a good choice, as long as you place them in a manner befitting the inane babbling of the average moron. These won't necessarily make you an effective cynic, but the links can help in ensuring that your journey to becoming a genuine online smartass is on the right track.
|First in a series of instructional posts.|