Tuesday, July 24, 2012

There's a Word for It: Garbage.

A couple of new strangers tried to get me to read their new self-published novels. Ugh. 

You folk who are doing well with your self-published novels and short stories: You know what you're good at?

You're good at promotions.

Because you GOTT-damned sure can't write.

Please, stop what you're doing. You're just hurting literature.

Two well-known self-publishers of total shit who were good at promotions.


MarkGelbart said...

Who are those guys? I don't recognize them.

HemlockMan said...

L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the Scientology cult. And Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon cult.

MarkGelbart said...

I never thought Hubbard was serious about his religion. I think he made up scientology as a satire of Judeo-Christianity. He was out to prove that people can just make stuff up and get a following. That all religion is fiction.

Joseph Smith made up his religion as an excuse to have a modern day harem. I think he was ingenius.