We found an abandoned kitten.
We adopted it.
She bumped into us in Cairo, West Virginia. Thus, we've named her Cairo.
She is lovely and sweet.
Andy: "Dad. Look what I found! An abandoned kitten. The lady here at the store says someone dumped her out and she found her this morning soaking wet in a pouring rain. Isn't she cute?"
Carole: "Oh, gosh! She's adorable! How sweeeeeeet!"
The Old Man: "Oh, HELL NO! No more cats! I don't care if she's only four weeks old! No way!"
Four-week-old abandoned kitten: "Gosh, Mr. Smith. You're gonna put me back out in those cold, wet woods??!!"
Old Man Smith: "Goddamn it!"
Cairo (now named kitten): "Gee whiz! This sure is a nice truck! Matthews, you say? How long does it take to get to this North Carolina? We're gonna have fun! I'm hungry!"
And so it goes...