Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Season Breathes its Last

Summer's last breath is sighing out. The weekend in northern Virginia was a great illustration of this. In Clifton I saw the final blooms on the ivy. Bumblebees were searching out what remained of the flower blossoms. In Shenandoah National Park the trees were blazing as Fall came in, full swing. Winds were blowing across the high ridges, very cool, chilling us, and letting us know that cold weather is on its way for the peaks.

I soaked it all in.


Flower in ivy.


Bumblebee, Clifton Virginia.

Goose, Occoquan River.

Waterfall, Occoquan River.

Wildflower, Shenandoah National Park.

Fall colors, Shenandoah.

Shenandoah National Park.

Sumac, Shenandoah National Park.

Dried seed pod, Shenandoah National Park.


Fall colors painting the mountainsides, Shenandoah National Park.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Several Dinosaurs and One Asshole.

I went to visit the Washington DC area to see my nephew Chuck. I hadn't been to see Chuck and his wife, Jun since I was best man at his wedding a few years ago. Since then they've had two children whom I'd never met. It was high time I got up there to see them.


I always say that I'll steer clear of the Smithsonian Institution when I go up there. I mean...how many times can I look at all of those fossils? But like a junkie trying to free himself of the needle, I always go back. There's
something about those giant critters that calls to me. I can't help myself.
Zeuglodon, ancient whale.

As usual, the museum had been changed around somewhat since my last visit. It's not a static place, and always remains one of the finest natural history museums I've ever seen. Not the best, but pretty close. We looked at a few of the newer exhibits, but there I was again, just as when I was in grade school, standing next to all of those dinosaur bones gazing at those gigantic critters done in by intrasolar planetesimals and Mr. Extinction. Even now, at 52, they make me feel like a little six-year-old standing in awe, imagining a world filled with sauropods and theropods.
Me and my childhood pal, T rex.

On the way to the museum we had been forced to detour wide around the front of the White House. Something was going on, or was about to happen and the cops wouldn't let us walk in front of it. So we had to detour wide and took the opportunity to visit the Department of the Interior where I picked up a giant butt-load of brochures for most of our National Parks.
I almost hate to post this one. It might get someone in trouble. But fuck it. If they had the balls to pin it up there, the least I can do is acknowledge it. This was in the office of the National Park Service in the Dept. of the Interior Building just down the street from the White House, currently inhabited illegally by that unelected shithead, W. Moron Bush. The poster says: "Protect the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge". Right on!


The Evil Bastard Hisownself. Beelzebub never had it so good.
 
With a much heavier pack on Chuck's shoulders, we headed toward the Smithsonian and were stopped by the approach of a huge and heavily armed motorcade and the reason for the detour: Dick the Prick Cheney, our asswipe mass murdering VP was headed to the Moron-in-Chief's digs. So we stood on the corner while our second (wink)-in-command zoomed past, his various escorts armed to the freaking teeth. Imagine a nation in which our head boys are scared dickless of the resident population. Imagine the good old Puke Ess of Ay.

I sit here and wait for Obama to rescue our worthless asses. I'm not quite ready to greet Mr. Extinction, even if we did invite our very own brainless planetesimal down on ourselves.

Dino disco.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Off to DC!

I'm headed off to DC for a few days.

I haven't seen my nephew since I was best man at his wedding. He and his wife, Jun, have had two kids since then whom I've never met.

Back early next week!

Sophie says she'll hold down the blog until then!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

I'm Stuck with Them!

Argh!


For several months I've been trying to unload my Eddie Campbell books. Most of them are trades, with some that meet the definition of "graphic novel". First, I tried selling them to a local used bookstore, but they didn't want them. "No market for this," they told me. Okey-doke, I said.

Then I tried putting them on Ebay. Someone named 'Cerebunny' bid on them, but never paid. I think the high bid for the stack was $5.00. (Not only does Dave Sim totally suck chimp ass, but so, apparently, do his fans.) Oy, I groaned.

After that I took a huge stack of graphic novels from my collection that I'd read and had no intention of ever reading again and put them on my table at a local comic convention. One of the stacks was really tall and included all of my Eddie Campbell stuff. People came by and bought lots of them. I did well. But none of the Eddie Campbell books moved. Alas!, I wailed.

Finally, toward the end of the show, a dealer came to my table and examined the stack. "How much for everything?" he asked. I quoted him a very fair price. (Hurrah! Finally! Rid of them!) The dealer said "Hm. Let me see." And then he went through the stack, taking out some books and leaving others in. "I can't sell these," he told me. "How much for what's left?" He bought "the ones (he) could sell" and walked away. I still have all of my Eddie Campbell books. C'est la vie, says I.

Oh, well. Wine makes me puke anyway.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Fuck Columbus


(From the St. John Beach Guide):

Columbus Day

In the ship's log and in his diary Columbus made the following observation concerning the Taino: "They are a very loving people and without covetousness,"…"They are adaptable for every purpose, and I declare to your Highnesses that there is not a better country nor a better people in the world than these."…They are so ingenious and free with all they have that no one would believe it who has not seen it; of anything they possess, if it be asked of them, they never say no; on the contrary they invite you to share it and show as much love as if their hearts went with it…"

Christopher Columbus

Statue of Christopher Columbus located in the Plaza Mayor in the Old City of Santo Domingo. Beneath Columbus the Cacica, Anacaona is depicted beneath Columbus and immortalized as the first Indian to learn to read and write. Anacaona was captured in an act of trickery whereby her village was burned and all the inhabitants slaughtered by troops under the command of Nicolas de Ovando, then Governor of Santo Domingo. Ovando was under orders by Columbus to wipe out the remaining unsubjugated Tainos who were beginning to rebel against the Spanish. Anacaona was subsequently hung in a public square in santo Domingo

Father Bartolomé de Las Casas, who wrote extensively about the Taino culture and their interaction with the Spanish invaders, sailed to the West Indies with Christopher Columbus on his second voyage. The Spanish fleet also carried more than 1500 adventurers, former prisoners and ex soldiers with battle experience in the wars against the Moors of North Africa.

Father Las Casas wrote:
“...God made all the peoples of this area...open and as innocent as can be imagined. The simplest people in the world, unassuming, long-suffering, unassertive, and submissive. They are without malice or guile...Never quarrelsome or belligerent or boisterous, they harbor no grudges and do not seek to settle old scores; indeed, the notions of revenge, rancor, and hatred are quite foreign to them...They own next to nothing and have no urge to acquire material possessions. As a result they are neither ambitious nor greedy, and are totally uninterested in worldly power...They are innocent and pure in mind and have a lively intelligence…

“It was upon these gentle lambs, imbued by the Creator with all the qualities we have mentioned, that from the very first day they clapped eyes on them the Spanish fell like ravening wolves upon the fold...The pattern established at the outset has remained unchanged to this day, and the Spaniards still do nothing save tear the natives to shreds, murder them and inflict upon them untold misery, suffering and distress, tormenting, harrying and persecuting them mercilessly.

“They forced their way into native settlements, slaughtering everyone they found there, including small children, old men, pregnant women, and even women who had just given birth. They hacked them to pieces, slicing open their bellies with their swords as though they were so many sheep herded into a pen. They even laid wagers on whether they could manage to slice a man in two at a stroke, or cut an individual's head from his body, or disembowel him with a single blow of their axes. They grabbed suckling infants by the feet and, ripping them from their mothers' breasts, dashed them headlong against the rocks. Others, laughing and joking all the while, threw them over their shoulders into a river, shouting: 'Wriggle, you little perisher.'

“They spared no one, erecting especially wide gibbets on which they could string their victims up with their feet just off the ground and then burn them alive thirteen at a time, in honor of our Savior and the twelve Apostles, or tie dry straw to their bodies and set fire to it...The way they normally dealt with the native leaders and nobles was to tie them to a kind of griddle consisting of sticks resting on pitchforks driven into the ground and then grill them over a slow fire, with the result that they howled in agony and despair as they died a lingering death.

“It once happened that I myself witnessed their grilling of four or five local leaders in this fashion (and I believe they had set up two or three other pairs of grills alongside so that they might process other victims at the same time) when the poor creatures 'howls came between the Spanish commander and his sleep. He gave orders that the prisoners were to be throttled, but the man in charge of execution detail, who was more bloodthirsty than the average common hangman (I know his identity and even met some relatives of his in Seville), was loath to cut short his private entertainment by throttling them and so he personally went round ramming wooden buns into their mouths to stop them making such a racket and deliberately stoked the fire that they would take just as long to die as he himself chose. I saw these things for myself and many others besides.

“...It is reported that the butcher-in-chief arranged for a large number of natives in the area and, in particular, one group of over two hundred who had either come form a neighboring town in response to a summons or had gathered of their own free will, to have their noses, lips and chins sliced from their faces; they were sent away, in unspeakable agony and all running with blood...”

In the United States of America and in the Caribbean, Columbus Day is celebrated on the twelfth of October.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

KICK-ASS!

I've been away from the comic book industry for some years. Although I still have a few friends who work in various aspects of that industry, I don't know much about it anymore. It's literally been about ten years since I've picked up a current comic book new off the rack and read it.

One reason for this is that the industry is dominated by the superhero genre. That's fine that there's a superhero genre, but for almost every single comic book published to be about superheroes is actually kind of creepy when you stop to
think about it. Imagine if you walked into a Borders Books or a Barnes & Noble Bookstore or your public library and 95% of all of the books in them were about superheroes. That's what walking into a comic book shop is like.

So I've tended to stay away from such shops, only occasionally attending a small comic convention run by friends. I haven't cared to read most new comics because...well, what else can you do with superheroes that hasn't already been done? Alan Moore and Frank Miller did the whole revisionist superhero and everyone who followed them pounded that idea into the ground. The whole scene
just got so terribly stale. I turned my back on it.

Today, I was a guest at the Charlotte Comicon that's run by two friends. I like going because I meet up with people I haven't seen in a while and I get to buy some back issues for my nostalgic Steve Ditko collection. But today, my pal Budd Root, who writes and illustrates CAVEWOMAN showed me a comic book called KICK ASS! (explanation point included).

I never thought that I'd say this, but I found a superhero comic that was actual
ly fun to read. Without spoiling too much, it's about a kid who lives in the "real" world. That is, a world in which superheroes are just in comic books and movies. A world in which there aren't really any superheroes. You know...a world just like this one.

This fifteen-year-old kid makes himself a costume, works out, eats right and then decides to go "on patrol". Again...without giving away too much, he gets his ass kicked. He gets knifed. He gets run over by a large sedan. He ends up in the hospital with life-threatening injuries and has to undergo months of physical rehabilitation.

Sounds pretty grim and final. But actually the book is extremely funny. Funny to the point that I was sitting in the middle of the convention hall laughing my ass
off. I couldn't help myself. The dialogue was spot on. Very realistic and very funny in the way that only logic can be when it's faced with insanity.

If you're a comic book fan disillusioned with comics, then take a look at KICK-ASS!. If you're not a comic fan, I still think you'll get a tremendous amount of pleasure out of reading KICK-ASS!.

And, yes, it's going to be a movie. Nicolas Cage is going to be in it. He plays a guy called BIG DADDY. I won't explain that. You'll have to read the comic. Mark M
illar (writer, creator) and John Romita Jr (artist) have really delivered the goods!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Novel in Need of a Name

Some years back I started a writing project I never finished. I worked on it, off and on, for well over a decade. I'd write a section then grow disillusioned with it or get writer's block and cease work. But I'd keep taking it up now and again writing a hundred words here, a thousand words there, tearing it all up and starting over almost from scratch, always keeping a couple of core chapters.

Lately I've taken it up again. This time, I'm going to finish it. Unfortunately, I have to retitle it. And this bugs the hell out of me, because I've always loved the title that I'd chosen. But this year there was a best selling book with the very title I'd picked for my book: BEAUTIFUL BOY.

Now, you can't generally copyright a title. That's why there are so many different novels with basically the same name. I could go ahead and use BEAUTIFUL BOY. But I hope to complete it very soon and get it in the hands of my agent. And I don't think it would do for him to go about trying to sell a book with the exact title of a recently successful book. So, at some point, I'll have to come up with a new name for this novel. But I'll cross that bridge once I've finished the manuscript.

Until then, here's a chapter from my ongoing project: BEAUTIFUL BOY.

CHAPTER THREE

Martin Braun had the phone to his ear before the third ring was but a nagging memory. He made an effort not to sound as groggy as he was, as if he had already gotten six hours of sleep and not two. But the plain truth of the matter was that he couldn't bear sleeping alone, and every night he faced a struggle to find the moment that would bring slumber; it was coming later each evening. "Hello?" He squinted at the digital clock on the bedside table, trying to read the crimson numbers without his glasses. What asshole would phone him at 3:30 in the a.m.?

"Martin." It was Amy, the companion missing from his bed, and from most of his day-to-day life. He still loved her, even if she no longer held such affection for him.

He sat up, his bare legs dangling over the edge of the thick mattress, pale skin hissing across clean sheets. "Amy? Are you okay? What's going on?" Martin's hand was a white-knuckled vise on the receiver, the plastic pressing too hard on his ear.

"Don't worry, Martin; I'm fine. I've just got a bit of an emergency here, and I had to call you." True to form: Amy was calm and businesslike even in an emergency at an ungodly hour. Her voice was even, although Martin could detect a bit of breathlessness beneath the words.

"You're upset. What's happening?" Already, he had the lamp on; his wire-rims perched on his thin nose, his eyes casting about for the location of his slacks.

"Well..." She paused, and Martin waited, wanting to hear what she had to say. He had never known Amy to be at a loss for words. He wanted her to ask him back home; but he knew she never would. At last, she continued.

"Someone knocked on my door about twenty minutes ago."

"Who the hell would knock at your door at three in the goddamn morning? Is somebody bothering you over there, Amy? I'll be right over!" Yes, he would come rushing over to kick ass and to save his woman who would fall into his strong arms and ask him to never leave.

"Martin. Martin! Calm down." She waited until she could hear his even breathing from the other end. "I went to the back door, and a little boy was there. I think he may have gotten lost in the woods, or something. And he just happened to come out here in the back yard, so naturally he came to my door and knocked."

"Lost?" He sat again, his legs once more dangling over the mattress. The bedsprings didn't utter so much as a squeak; he'd yet to break them in. “Is he alone? How old is he?"

"Yes, he's alone. At least, no one came up to the door with him. Unless you want to count that big redbone hound of Bill Sothern's."

"What? Big Sammy?"

"Yes. I think that's the one. The one Bill's so stuck on."

"I think the feeling's mutual there, hon." He heard her giggle, then cut the sound short, for there was the hint of hysterical hiding, just barely.

"I shouldn't laugh. The poor child was almost frozen. I got him into a tub full of hot water and got his temp up to normal and his extremities looking pink and healthy. But he may still have some problems from the exposure. He was soaking wet. Must've crossed the branch out behind the house." And his clothes. His clothes were like tissue paper, she wanted to say. His shirt and his pants all but came apart in my hands, she wanted to add. But she said nothing about these things. Not yet.

"How old is he?"

Again, there was a pause as Amy held her breath and, uncharacteristically, her tongue.

"Amy?"

"I think he's about five. Five or so."

There wasn't a sob from her end, but Martin felt one growing in his chest. About as old as Tommy was, you mean? About the same age as our own little boy, you say? Kindergarten age: like our son, if he weren't dead? After a while, he cleared his throat having decided to hold up his end of the conversation. "Did he say who he is or how he got lost? Do you recognize him, at all?"

"No. I've never seen him around here, Martin. I don't think he's a local kid. Can't say why, really. Just a feeling.

"And he hasn't said much of anything." He called me 'Mommy. "He, uh, he's sleeping right now." I put some of our boy's clothes on him, Martin. You know I've kept them. I'll never throw them away; the one silly thing I allow myself. "And I'm thinking about calling an ambulance. Do you think I should?"

And still she hadn't asked him to come to her home, although it had once been their home. Martin's new place was only two blocks away.

"Wait for me to get there," he told her. "I'll hurry on over. Maybe we can just take him to the hospital ourselves.

"And we need to call the police. I think that would be best. Maybe they already know who he is. His family must be worried..." He couldn't hold back the sob. "They must be worried sick."

Before he could let her hear the tears, Martin hung up. He sat there on the side of his lonely bed, his head at his knees, crying until he'd let out a little more of the great reservoir of grief that yet remained after two long years.

***

They debated sensibly on the points of taking him over the mountain to Dalton, where the hospital was bigger and better--where there was more than one hospital, in fact. But Amy was an RN at local Methodist right there in Jasperton. And she felt fairly certain that there was nothing physically wrong with the child beyond a certain exhaustion and some minor exposure, which she had already taken care of. Nevertheless, it was the wise thing to transport the boy so that a physician could look him over. They took Amy's wagon, she sitting in the back seat, with the child, to watch over him and to hold the boy. She sat, eyes front; his small blond head was in her lap. Absently, her fingers felt through his golden hair, tracing haphazard patterns on his scalp. Trying very hard not to let them, memories of her son began to trickle through; threatening to break the flinty dam she'd built to hold them in.

She recalled a time when, reading Dr. Seuss to Tommy, he'd fallen to sleep, his head in her lap just so.

"Martin." She said it too loud, so that her former mate tensed at the sound, his breath sucking in through clenched teeth.

"What? What is it?" His first thought was that the child had stopped breathing.

"I...I think Dr. Welch will be on duty." She did not look down at the boy.

"What? What the hell are you talking about? You almost scared the shit out of me the way you yelled my name!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to blurt like that. I was just...I dunno." She did not want to look into the face of the child; the features might too closely resemble those of one she'd never again see.

"Bullshit, Amy. That's bullshit. Don't bullshit me." Martin clenched his jaw and glared at the road, watching the verge of town hissing past, looking for the entrance to the hospital. It was coming up, and he slowed to make the turn. "You're just thinking of Tommy. That's all. It's nothing to be ashamed of, and you just need to go ahead and admit it.

"I do it all the time."

"So I've noted."

He actually bit his tongue as they pulled up to the emergency entrance where a male nurse waited for them with a wheeled stretcher. Opening the door for Amy, the nurse nodded to her and spoke.

"This our little patient, eh? Just looks tuckered out to me." He offered his hands and made to lift the frail bundle.

Martin and Amy climbed out, helping to transfer the lost boy to the mattress. It was then that Martin finally noticed the blue and red strobing of the lights atop the ambulance and police cars parked nearby. "More excitement," he muttered.

Glancing back at Martin as she followed the other nurse and the child through the doors, she spoke to him. "Par for the course, Martin. It's all routine around here. Probably just another drunkard into some trouble."

"Not hardly," the other nurse said. "Not when the drunk in trouble is a cop."

"A cop? Who?" But the nurse shut up when he noticed Chief Brace standing inside the door, his jaw set and his eyes staring like two small, blue marbles. The wheels of the lorry jounced atop the grimy metal strip at the doorway and he hurried past the scowling policeman, taking the patient down the hall and into the glaring white.

Stopping there where the officer waited, Martin watched the retreating trio fade around the next corner, then heard as a curtain he could not see was drawn across a polished bar. The next muttered voice was a doctor he also could not see; but he wondered how well the physician knew his wife. Damn and hell. Tommy's death and their separation hurt more than he wished to say. But at least he had the guts to admit it to himself. Not like Amy. He glanced up at Chief Brace, and saw that the man was staring back at him, no smile on his hard, stubbled face. There was gray forming on the cop's temples; and Martin noted as he always did the bare nubs of fingernails that the policeman had bitten down to the quick and beyond, raw red edges alternately glittering red or browning with crusted blood near each fingertip.

"Who's the kid?" Brace's voice was rough--a gravelpit of sound from a throat made raw from the twin bad habits of screaming and chain-smoking. His subordinates often gawked in wonder, as he would yell at them, his filterless Camels somehow clinging to one lip or the other, but never falling out or spewing forth like the fine spray that anointed their cowed expressions.

"We were hoping that you'd know," Martin told him. " Amy found him at her back door tonight. Lost or runaway. We haven't talked to him yet.

"Do you have any missing children reports sittin' on your desk from the past day or so?"

"Nope." The cop's hand went for his breast pocket, but fumbled there as he recalled that he was in the emergency room and there was no smoking allowed. Even he drew the line there. His hand went on past to his mouth, though, and he amazingly found a hard nub of tenacious epidermis which came loose between smoke-yellowed incisors. There was a quick thp! as the morsel exited his thin lips and angled for the floor at light speed. Martin heard it impact on the gleaming surface, but he did not look to see where it landed.

The civilian waited for more communication from the cop, but nothing else spouted forth. "What will you do, now?"

Brace's eyes were slightly glazed, staring off someplace Martin could not see. "Hm?" He finally uttered the sound after some five seconds had passed.

"I said: 'What will you do now?'"

"I'll plug in a description of the boy at the VDT down at the courthouse and we'll see what comes up. We'll know who he is real quick." Brace cleared his phlegmy throat. "If there's been a report filed, that is. If no one's filed a missing child report, it might take longer."

"Surely the boy will tell us who he is." Somewhere, someone cried out for her 'goddamn Darvon, dammitall'.

Brace grunted, then cleared his throat again, but did not swallow. "Maybe. Maybe not."

"What do you mean?"

"If'n he run away, then why the hell would he tell us how to send him right back to the same damn place he done run from?"

Martin looked upon the police officer as if he had imparted some great gem of common sense. "Oh. Yeah. I hadn't thought of that."

That's why I'm a cop and you're a damn fool. "Don't you worry about it any more. It's our problem, now."

"Yeah. I reckon so." Martin cleared his own throat, shuffled a bit and looked about for a place to sit down. "What brought you down here, anyway?"

"Some shit." He said nothing else. At that point, Martin drifted toward an uncomfortable looking couch that had once been dark blue, but which was now fading to an organic black bruised with what he hoped was the brown of spilled coffee and not something less pleasant. He heard the twin doors that led to the cold outside hum open, and looking that way he saw Chief Brace stomp out where he began to inhale the filterless Camels, one after another.

He fell asleep watching the officer sucking the cancer sticks. Another nail. Another nail. Another nail...


Thursday, October 09, 2008

Fellow Travelers

I thought I'd post some more critter photos I've taken in the years since I bought my first digital camera. In all of my camping and backpacking and hiking I've encountered quite a number and variety of Erf's critters. Sometimes they behave and sit relatively still so that I can photograph them.

And sometimes they flee before I can get off a shot, or they move too much so that the photographs are ruined.
One animal that I most regret missing in my attempts to add it to my photo journals was a copperhead snake that I came very close to tramping upon. This was on one of the trails in Hanging Rock State Park here in North Carolina. I'd hiked a very long loop and was on my way back to my vehicle after a hot day of hiking the humid mountains there.

I'd just crossed a wooden foot bridge and happened to look down as I walked and realized that I was about to step on a copperhead lying in the trail.
The thing about this particular snake is that it's colors were extremely vibrant. I'm certain that it had just shed its skin and I was seeing its new countenance in all of its virgin glory. The snake, realizing that I had appeared, quickly sped off, before I could snap a decent photograph. It's one of my regrets as a haphazard photographer.

There have also been many, many birds that I wanted to shoot with the camera, but who did not wish to pause long enough to accommodate my wishes.

Once, when I was alone and had pulled
over on a grassy shoulder on the Blue Ridge Parkway, an enormous turkey came out of the forest and actually poked its head up high enough to look into the cab of my truck where I was sitting. I tell people about this, but no one believes me. He was the largest wild turkey I've ever seen. Of course, by the time I'd nabbed my camera, he'd fled into the woods on the opposites side of the Parkway.

Then there was the bear that I encountered on the Black Mountain Crest Trail one absolutely stunning November afternoon. But he was running away from me far too fast to get a decent shot, and he vanished into those black forests for which the mountains are named before I could even consider getting his picture. The really good critters are moving at a rapid clip, so it's very hard to prove to others that you ever saw them.

But sometimes you get lucky. I'll never forget the bear who grazed alongside the road in Beartown State Park in West Virginia. An actual wild bear outside of a National Park. He was wary of us, but not terribly afraid. As long as we didn't get too close to him, he was content to go about his life and allow us to watch him.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

What a Difference.

Four years gone.

Looking Glass Rock, June 2004.

In 2004 I began to take time to seriously explore the North Carolina high country. I'd wake up in the mornings on my day off, drive for several hours to the place of my choice, go on an extended hike, and then drive back to Charlotte as night fell. Now it's late 2008, and I rarely do that anymore. Why?

Fuck. I'm gettin' old.

I wouldn't have thought just those few years would make such a big difference, but they have. The last few times I've tried that stunt of getting up early, hitting the road, hiking, and driving back, I've been left so drained that it was all I could do to barely function for days after. So I've had to alter the way I go on my hiking trips. These days I have to make my hikes part of a multi-day adventure.

Thus, the addition of the travel trailer to our household. Sometimes we rent a lodge room or a cabin, but the result is the same. I can drive leisurely to our destination, recuperate from the drive, exhaust myself hiking and climbing, then return to our temporary abode and hit the sack. I'm looking forward to the day when I can retire and not have to worry about such things, but I don't know when this will happen. Not too late, I hope.

I had a great time on these single-day jaunts from 2004 through 2006. But by 2007 I was already slowing down. It's not the hiking that gets to me, but the long drives. So I raise a toast to the days when I could push like crazy to find a little bit of peace in the mountains.

Now, 2008 is all but gone. I hope to take a few more hikes before 2009 rolls in, but I doubt I'll go raging down the highways bound for some obscure trailhead that'll take me to a great waterfall or some isolated mountain peak. Nope. Time to face facts and confess that time is having its way with me. I'm starting to show my age, no matter how much I want to keep climbing like a kid.

2004 Bob on Cook's Wall, Hanging Rock State Park.
(Yep, the drop is as high as it looks.)

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

A Brief Political Statement

Only a few more months...


I hated the inbred moron when he was running for office in 2000.

I hated the sack of shit when he was illegally installed into office on December 12, 2000.

I hated his stinking guts when he allowed 3,000 USAmericans to die on September 11, 2001.

I hated his worthless, cowardly ass on September 12, 2001 when it felt as if I was alone in that.

I hated the sub-normal retard when he was, again, illegally re-installed into office in November 2004.

I hated the mass-murdering pile of buzzard vomit as he slaughtered more than one million men, women and children in a nation that had done mine no harm at all.

I hated his vacant, blank numb skull while he partied with a decrepit multi-millionaire Senator as thousands of poor people perished in New Orleans due to his neglect.

I hated the worthless thief while his puppet-masters looted our national treasure and left our nation broken and destitute.

I hate him still. I am counting down the days until our nation is free of his filthy, goddamned, worthless, mass-murdering, lying, shitty ass.



(Images created and copyrighted by Wizard of Whimsy.)

Monday, October 06, 2008

One of My Favorite Subjects

For some years I've read a number of articles and essays about the intelligence and emotional range of elephants.

They're far smarter and far more emotionally sensitive than most human beings have given them credit. All part of our fucked-up human-centric way of looking at the Earth and its environment.


One thing that intrigues me is the physical conflicts between men and elephants. Yes, the elephant has gotten the shit end of that stick, but quite often elephants kick some mighty ass.

Here then are some very recent items of elephants and the people they squish:

http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=162005

Two humans experience a new perspective.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Once More, With Feeling

As I've said in the past, many times people who don't hike or backpack will ask me why I go to the mountains.

Well, here's just one reason why:


Myrtle Point, summit of Mount LeConte. March 05, 2005.
About as good as it gets.
(Click on image to embiggen.)

Saturday, October 04, 2008

March 5, 2005

On March 5, 2005 I hiked almost a vertical mile from a point near Gatlinburg TN to the summit of Mount LeConte. It's not the highest mountain in the east, but LeConte is the tallest. That is, from its base to its summit, it's the only peak in the eastern USA that's over one mile "tall".

On that day in 2005 I hiked to the summit, via the Rainbow Falls Trail with Sam Baucom. Sam is one guy I cannot keep up with while hiking. He's a marathon runner and puts in many miles of running every single day. What you do when hiking with Sam is hope he allows you to stay within eyesight.

This was a unique hike in that we started the climb with temperatures in the mid-50s with partly cloudy skies, and walked the equivalent of many hundreds of miles north into sub-freezing temperatures and very deep snow. In fact, the peak had just received a 17-inch snowfall the day before, and we walked through intermittent flurries as we reached the top.

Following is a brief photo journal of the hike:


We begin the hike in a typical cove hardwood and hemlock forest. I haven't hiked this trail since, but I assume that most of these trees--hemlocks--have now died.


Rocks. The common denominator of the trails of Appalachia.


We looked up, and there above us, beckoning, were the first ramparts of the high ridges.

Sam, as usual, waits for me.

The remains of old forest giants along the trail. Nursery logs for their progeny. In this case, alas, merely a graveyard for stillborn hemlocks.

A pair of trailside giants waiting as they're slowly starved by tiny pale vampires from Japan.
We round a bend in the trail, and discover the lower ebb of Winter's touch.

Above us, and to the left of the trail is a side path leading up to Rainbow Falls...

...which merely trickles and offers up frozen sheets and a frosty stare as we gaze up at her.

We press on, climbing into that rarest of thing in the South: true high country.




Stark ridges, like the ash-dusted fins of some gigantic reptile rising up from the hard loam of Tennessee.

These funky little snow donuts were funny. These were kind of small...about half a foot across. But some were really big--maybe two feet across. You could follow the trails and see how they formed: dollops of snow would fall from evergreen limbs on steep slopes and start rolling, eventually becoming something like tires until gravity or lack of slope would topple them over.

The clouds began rolling in on the big mile-high peaks above us. It began to get really cold. Even the rhododendrons bowed their branches and curled their green leaves inward, huddling against the chilled winds.

The snow got deeper and deeper. Someone had preceded us on their way down the peak after the previous night's snowfall. But we saw no one.


We entered what is called "the Canadian Zone". Well named, at that. A bit of the far north preserved in the form of a mountaintop island, an ecological niche. How long before global warming squeezes it dead?


LeConte Lodge, shuttered for the winter. We happened upon the young man hired to house sit the property during the cold months. I will envy him forever.



I look down from Myrtle Point, seeing the ragged waves of Earth spilling out into the distance, having crested 200 million years before, ebbing now into the great gravity well. But defiant and beatiful for all that. Standing tall, adamant, frozen in the grip of a late winter storm. Beauty.

I stand on the summit. The wind whips; my face and hands are ruddy with the bite of the cold. My lungs are filled with the sharp blades of winter frost. My feet are deep in snow, the flakes dance around my head and slash at my lips. All around me, the high country is frigid and pale and silent but for the howl of the gales that lash the black-green spruce and balsam. I am very happy to be here.

Rime ice plays tricks on my eyes, makes an illusion of motion, imparting the kinetic and chemical madness of its physical creation like a magic trick wrought by some majestic sleight of hand. I nod approval and turn my back on this cold and ancient summit.