Some of my recent tweets:
"Step 1: Self-publish your shitty novel. Step 2: Get your family & butt buddies to write five-star reviews. Step 3: Kill yourself. Please."
"Step 1: Self-publish your shitty novel. Step 2: Get your family & butt buddies to write five-star reviews. Step 3: Kill yourself. Please."
"Your self-published crap is free???!!! Oh! That
makes your crap SO much more attractive! A pile of shit that's free for
the taking! Thanks!"
"Oh. Your crappy piece of self-published shit is
free. That makes me SO much more inclined to download it. Really,
though... Stop it."
And it goes on like this. But seriously, people: Stop self-publishing all of those shitty books. You're not professional writers. You're morons. You're too stupid to see how you're embarrassing yourselves, but please stop it--you're making the rest of us nauseous.
