Tuesday, July 24, 2012

There's a Word for It: Garbage.

A couple of new strangers tried to get me to read their new self-published novels. Ugh. 

You folk who are doing well with your self-published novels and short stories: You know what you're good at?

You're good at promotions.

Because you GOTT-damned sure can't write.

Please, stop what you're doing. You're just hurting literature.


Two well-known self-publishers of total shit who were good at promotions.
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3 comments:

  1. MarkGelbart10:26 AM

    Who are those guys? I don't recognize them.

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  2. James Robert Smith5:32 AM

    L. Ron Hubbard, founder of the Scientology cult. And Joseph Smith, founder of the Mormon cult.

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  3. MarkGelbart9:11 AM

    I never thought Hubbard was serious about his religion. I think he made up scientology as a satire of Judeo-Christianity. He was out to prove that people can just make stuff up and get a following. That all religion is fiction.

    Joseph Smith made up his religion as an excuse to have a modern day harem. I think he was ingenius.

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