Junk Mail Poetry!

One of my pals sometimes makes junk mail poetry from the stuff that hits his email inbox. I have a secondary account that I use when I log in to various political/shopping/news/petition sites and I don't want them sending spam to my primary account. So here is the junk mail poetry for today from that particular inbox:

Email Poetry
By James Robert Smith's Secondary Email Inbox
03-14-2010

Freshwater fish contaminated with mercury
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John Cory: Circus of Fear
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Robert Reich: The Sham Recovery
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Paul Krugman: Health Reform Myths
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Frank Miller/Weird War Tales
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